AND NOW, in the spirit of the holiday
season, I giveth to thee, a random post...eth. Yes it is a word.
..Yes, IT IS. Shut up! You are gonna spoil the moment!
I noticed that a lot of people not only
sing Christmas songs, but they parody Christmas songs. Jingle bells
for instance, has about five billion parodies. Ranging from batman to
Pokemon, crashing to monkeys, there are tons of them! Likewise, the
twelve days of Christmas and here we go a caroling are also often
parodied. With so many Christmas songs about the holiday, God, and
any number of things, why do we feel the need to parody these songs?
My theory is that it makes it something special. It makes it more
personal and fun. Especially if you make your own version to
immortalize memories or events. It makes it something that only the
singers share or understand, or something that anyone in that
situation can relate to. This is the kind of thing I can really get
into. And in fact, I do actually make a lot of these parodies with a
friend. However, I sadly can not post them here because very few of
them would actually make sense to you. BUT, never fear! As I clearly
can not make a post like this and have no original parody of my own,
I will make a (cough really horrible cough) new one up just for you
guys! Yes, yes, I know. I'm amazing. So, in spirit of the holidays, I
present to my fellow Kennedy students: Dismissal Bells!
Dashing through the hall,
The foyer's like a brawl,
It's the end of the day,
the crowds are in the way!
MOVE MOVE MOVE!
You people standing round,
and blocking the front
door,
if you don't want us to
push past
don't stay there anymore!
OH
Dismissal Bells,
Hear the yells,
Why are you still here?
The reprieve has finally
started,
we wont see you till next
year!
HEY!
Dismissal Bells,
Hear the yells,
It's all been worth the
wait,
everyone's been counting
and it's time for
Christmas break!
See you all next year, and
Merry Christmas!
(and seriously, stop
standing in front of the door you loiterers!)
-BlackFox
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This is my new favorite songeth (not a real word). What others do you have?
ReplyDeleteOf course it's a real word. I'll even look it up!............. -time passes- …..... it's still a word.
DeleteWHAT DOES A DICTIONARY KNOW ANYWAY?!
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Anyway, I have quite a few xD I don't actually remember all of them. Seriously though, most of them would make absolutely no sense. This is like, one of the few I have that would kind of, sort of, make sense to someone not aware of the history behind them.
One little two little three little bunnies.
Four little five little six little bunnies.
Seven little eight little nine little bunnies.
All upon my swo-o-ord.
Aaaaaand right about now, people are thinking: THAT IS AWFUL OMFGWTFBBQ BUNNY KILLER!
Well you know what? I warned you you wouldn't understand! I warned you that they only make sense in context! DID YOU GUYS EVER CONSIDER BUNNY RABBITS ARE EVIL AND I HAVE A REASON FOR STABBING THEM? DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THE HISTORY?! -cough- ahem.... there may or may not be a very long story behind this one.
...What was the actual question again?
-BlackFox (who has declared war on the rabbit menace)