I go to church on Sunday,
I wear my smartest clothes.
My smile is bright and very gay,
and my devotion shows.
I offer up the proper tithe,
I never take His name in vain.
I tell my children not to writhe,
so from the sermon they will gain.
I know exactly when to stand,
I know when I must join in song.
I never call the sermon bland,
nor do I say it is too long.
I'm always early, never late,
And I know when to laugh and cry.
The pastor I will not debate,
for my shepherd knows more than I.
Yes I am the model Christian,
who follows my saviors law.
And I challenge you who listen,
to name even a single flaw.
What is that? What did you say?
The sermon? What was it about?
Why church has been over since
yesterday,
But something quite moving no doubt.
-BlackFox (...with a short post again.
*twirls flag*)
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AHA! I like this one. The irony makes me laugh.
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